16. Would you say that the secrecy and misinformation about the United Nations band contribute to your interest in the record?
17. Would you say that the secrecy and misinformation about the United Nations band detracts from your interest in the record?
18. Would you call yourself a critic?
Yes, my opinion holds weight in many circles. I have been compensated for my time and everything that I say has been carefully researched and evaluated.
No, I wouldn't call myself a critic, per se, but in my immediate peer group I'm known to be "in the know." As a matter of fact, I think you'd be hard pressed to find someone with a record collection that's half as good as mine. And seriously, that dude just can't sing. AUTO_TUNE central... I did intern in a studio, once, not really sure how it's possible for him to be both out of key and Auto-Tuned but whatever, worst singer ever.
To find your score, tally all of the yes answers from the above questions. Subtract all of the no answers from that number. Divide the answer by the number of international treaties that the US government has broken in the last eight years. If that answer is equal to or greater than the number of doubts you have about your future, than you're not paying close enough attention.
The above questions are property of the United Nations. Based on the International Model for Consumer Activism's template of Quantitative Measurements.